Where'd I Park My Tardis?

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via itsatriplemurderjawn)

laughtime:

every morning

laughtime:

every morning

(Source: catastrofe, via departured)

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

(Source: tbheartless, via mole)

thepolicesnogbox:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

mydearestbrother:

They actually listened to us. They took advice from tumblr.

next step is the salt hula hoops

Progress; Kevin used my Holy water waterguns.

we still need iron rings so they can punch ghosts in the face

(Source: jehan-esque, via novakingdown)

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

(via sed-non-obliqant)

santas-sex-slave:

Getting a sleeve done 

image

(via novakingdown)

riotfairy:

stability:

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

a cinematic masterpiece

I hate this more than everything

(via mishas-assbutt)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via novakingdown)

emkaymlp:

Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

(via anastasiaeatscities)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via distraction)